I’m Back… For Now

I’ve been away for a while due to traveling and other projects, but have no fear. I have been keeping up with all of my television. I mean, who would I be without Marshall and Lily, Booth and Bones, Castle and Beckett, and the House of Stark? I know not!
Now that we are inching closer to the plethora of season finale episodes, I think it’s a good time to assess where we are in each series and where it’s going.
So, here we go:
30 Rock: A really strong season so far. Plot and character are actually being dealt with as the jokes keep coming. Also, Paul McCartney appeared. Enough said. Prediction: Jack and Avery get a divorce.
Bones: I am such a sucker for Booth, Bones, and the Jeffersonian crew. I want to be a squint. Even without the will they/won’t they chemistry, I still enjoy them every solving these crazy cases. NOW WITH A BABY!? WOAH CRAZY! Prediction: Angela gets pregnant again and we see randomly see Zack Addy again (I would love that).
Bored to Death: BRING IT BACK. (oh well. I tried)
Breaking Bad: COME BACK ALREADY! (Wait, did that work?)
Castle: Oh MAN! I CAN’T WAIT FOR MONDAY!!!!!!! These two love birds twist my stomach into knots every week. This season has been excellent as far as I’m concerned. Some great murder plots of the week coupled with killer character moments, this season can only get better with the finale. Prediction: I will cry. Too much.
Chuck: I already cried… I MISS YOU.
Community: For what has been a hit or miss season, the hits have been some of the best episodes that the show has ever produced (I’m looking at you Law and Order/Pillow Documentary episodes). The dean has become a welcome regular, but Chang is just, well… forced. Prediction: Six Seasons and a Movie.
Eastbound and Down: I love this show as much as the next person who… well, loves this show, but I felt like they weren’t trying this season. At times I felt like everybody involved just phoned in this season so they could move onto other projects. Granted, I laughed frequently, but passion and a less repetitive structure were missing. Plus, the last episode was only just fine when it could have been something more. You’re Fucking Out.
Game of Thrones: There really isn’t much I can say about something that’s perfect. Prediction: It doesn’t stop being perfect and Alan Taylor makes an amazing Thor 2.
House: For the past few seasons, I’ve watched this tv schedule staple as an obligation. However, so far this season I’ve been really enjoying what I’ve been given. While it’s stay has been long over welcome, I’m glad it’s going out on a semi high note this May. Prediction: Wilson dies. Then House dies. And they’re in Hell and Wilson says, ” I just can’t shake you.” House says, “Don’t worry enternity isn’t that long. Is it hot in here or is it just me.” Blackout!
How I Met Your Mother: This is the #1 hit or miss show during my week and it’s more miss as of late. I love these characters so much that I will never stop watching, but I’m bordering on LOST feelings: I don’t care anymore. End so I can move on. Prediction: It doesn’t end and I stop caring, yet keep watching.
Justified: It wasn’t as good as Season 2, but boy was it superb. The writers know their characters better than anybody else as the last scene displayed. This is a true TV treasure that most people aren’t watching. Prediction: Season 4 is outrageous and brilliant like the other 3 seasons.
Mad Men: Great season made better by the actors. The change we think we see in Don is really fantastic to watch. MVP: John “LSD” Slattery. That is all. Prediction: Yeah, like any of us can guess what it gonna happen next.
New Girl: I can’t even begin to tell you how much I love these characters/writers/jokes/moments/end tags/EVERYTHING. THEY’VE NEVER SEEN SAVED BY THE BELL AND HAVE NEVER FELT REAL PAIN. The constant one liners are music to my abs every week. Prediction: I get unacceptably depressed when I have to wait a year for more Nick and Schmidt.
Parenthood: I miss my family.
Parks and Recreation: Perfection. See Game of Thrones above. If you haven’t watched this you need to TREAT YOURSELF! Paul Rudd’s cameos have been a dead on addition. Prediction: She loses.
Royal Pains: Gulity pleasure. I LOVE YOU DR. HANK!
The Big Bang Theory: Say what you want, but I laugh every week. On a good week, it hurts a little and it’s usually Jim Parsons that will make me roll out of my favorite part of the couch. Prediction: Sheldon and Amy do it… (tee hee)
The Big C: It’s a sitcom written as a cancer dramedy. I laugh every week, but don’t get emotionally involved all the time. I also dislike Cathy most of the time, but I LOVE Paul all of the time. Prediction: Meh. The people at the bar find out she’s lying?
The Killing: I don’t watch you anymore because you suck. Prediction: It keeps on sucking.
The Office: OBSOLETE. No small funny moment can make up for what this show has become. I watch it out of obligation and that may end soon. Prediction: It doesn’t get better and somehow stays highest rated sitcom on NBC.
The Walking Dead: An up and down season ended on a fantastic last few episodes that get me SO excited for next season. Prediction: The show never gets bad again.
Up All Night: A highly successful first season. It was so much fun to watch it evolve from a show not fully understanding it’s own balance to what we saw in the finale. Total Eclipse of the Heart has never been so moving. Prediction: Season 2 is mediore and I still watch cause I love Chris and Reagan.
Well, there you have it. Which finale are you most excited for? cough*CASTLE*cough. Let me know!
Keep On Watchin’!
-Bryan




